I MET my girlfriend at a rock festival. She's a beautiful, kind hippy chick and supports all manner of worthy causes. The only problem is, she's not the most hygienic person and often smells quite bad. I've tackled her about it as tactfully as I can but she won't use soap products for ethical and environmental reasons. I don't know what to do as lovemaking can be quite an ordeal. Please help.

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